Question 1 of 13
"On a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen."
Question 2 of 13
"At her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived"
Question 3 of 13
"Turkey's are beautiful, intelligent animals."
Question 4 of 13
"So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!" "
Question 5 of 13
"I've always found public men's rooms to be quite sexy"
Question 6 of 13
"Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won!"
Question 7 of 13
"They only give you three letters, so after A. S. S. , it is a bit of a challenge."
Question 8 of 13
"Well, this is like summer in a bowl!"
Question 9 of 13
"I'm in the kitchen... And I'm naked. I'm holdin' an orange... And I'm naked. I'm lightin' the candles... Naked. "
Question 10 of 13
"Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "Handle" is the middle of my first name. "
Question 11 of 13
"... Sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread! "
Question 12 of 13
"It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have... And receive."
Question 13 of 13
"Where you going in those pants ? 1982 ? "
